Welcome to the home of the worlds only erotica, smut, science and generally weird writing, screenplay creating, cricket playing, web mastering, bikeriding, naughty photo taking, antislacking, former nightclub owning rocket scientist with multicolored hair.Stan was born in England in the industrial Midlands city of Wolverhampton, famous for its football team, the Wolves, and the awesome glam/hard rock band, Slade, who did a song called 'My Friend Stan.' One of Stans high school teachers once wrote on his report card that 'Stan should learn to control his imagination.' Judging by this website Stan never did.Stan had three choices growing up. Leave school to work in the local Goodyear tire factory, become a rock star, or go to a stuffy English university where hed always have been that poor kid from Wolverhampton, whose great, great grand aunt was that famous dead prostitute, Catherine Eddowes, the fourth victim of Jack the Ripper.Stan selected 'none of the above.' Thanks to NASA answering his childhood desire to be an astronaut with an encouraging reply of how about becoming a rocket scientist instead of a spaceman, Stan scored a scholarship to Stanford University, braindrained to America and built rockets more... See more text